WAKE UP NOW

WAKE UP and NEVER GO BACK TO SLEEP

WHY is it so hard to UNDERSTAND?

Trick question!! The answer is because it is hard to EXPLAIN.

Breaking the WALL of LIES

They don't want you to THINK about what a crumpled up pyramid looks like. Imagine a PYRAMID made out of ALLUMINUM FOIL.

You might be surprised to DISCOVER that

You cannot IMAGINE this!!!

SIX EQUALS INFINITY, DUMBASS!

That's because you've been LEARNED SICK.

See? That's why YOU are a DUMBASS.

What are you, STUPID?

Your name is "Stupidity" spelled BACKWARDS like the evil messages on LEAD ZEPPALIN RECORDS! It is EVIL TO BE STUPID. Get it? NO YOU DON'T BECAUSE YOU ARE DUMB.

You are LITERALLY EATING LIES.

You need to be getting MORE HAMBURGERS IN YOUR DIET!

What does the Bible REALLY say about KING TUT?

Level 3: It all starts to MAKE SENSE

Once you have made a PYRAMID out of ALUMINUM FOIL, you must CRUMPLE IT UP.

It turned into a BALL! Didn't it?

Just like I told you would happen?

NOW you look like a FOOL!

QUESTIONING ME MAKES YOU LOOK FOOLISH

STOP being a fool!

START believing the TRANSAMERICA ALIEN BALL THEORY

I am currently accepting "DONATIONS"

Donations only accepted in GOLD. I will NOT ASK about where or how you got it.

!! That is MY PLEDGE TO THE DONORS !!!!

Find out the TIMELINE to learn WHEN IT HAPPENED