ALIENS made the PYRAMID

TIMELINE of ACTIVITIES

1906 - San Franciso EXPLODES

People thought the earthquake was bad. They were WRONG.

The city survived the earthquake but DID NOT SURVIVE THE GREAT SAN FRANCISCO EXPLOSION

BOOM!!!!!!

1944 - first UFO ENCOUNTER

Americans head overseas to fight WWII only to discover they are being VISITED BY ALIENS

HITLER WAS A ROBOT BUILT TO DEFEAT THE ALIENS

But he malfunctioned and we got WORLD WARL 2 INSTEAD

(That is why we must NEVER trust robots! You plug them in and they seem cool at first but before you know it YOU ARE MARRIED TO A ROBOT and it wants to divorce AND GET ALIMONY. It happened to my friend DERRIK who lives in WISCONSIN!!!)

1972 - Aliens arrive IN SAN FRANCISCO

THEY BUILT THE PYRAMID

Just like I have been saying you dumbass why do I have to keep repeating myself? Are you DENSE?

THEY BUILT THE PYRAMID AND WENT HOME

57 VARIETIES

Now there is a PYRAMID in the FINANCIAL DISTRICT which is actually in EGYPT because you can't SEE ALL THE DIMENSIONS.

Imagine a NAPKIN. Now fold it in half. Then again. NOW YOU UNDERSTAND how to FOLD A NAPKIN

Space works the SAME WAY!!!

Except space cannot BE USED TO WIPE KETCHUP OFF YOUR CHIN

1993 - I get a dog

Her name was SNUGGLES and she was a GOOD DOG

I miss her. READ ABOUT MY PET'S ON THE PET'S PAGE!!!!!!!!!

NOW WHAT WAS I SAYING

OH RIGHT

2001 - Terrorists try to DESTROY THE PYRAMID

But they miscalculate and DESTROY THE WTC INSTEAD

GEORGE W BUSH

No it was not GEORGE W. BUSHES fault. He does not care about pyramids.

GEORGE W. BUSH DOES NOT CARE ABOUT BALLS EITHER

He is LEARNED SICK like you! DUMBASS!!!!!!!

Now read the FAQ