Giza, Eygpt with ALL FIVE DIMENSIONS RESTORED

Oh you think you're so smart huh? Well answer this, PAL: Who do you think built the Transamerica Pyramid?

If you believe it was built by Egyptians, like it says in the Bible, you've been TRICKED!

The Bible is stupid! Your hair is stupid! And your crotch STINKS!! LEARN HOW TO BATHE !!!

Mr Jack Jacobs, Transamerica Pyramid EXPERT

Let's cut the BULL-SHIT and get straight to the TRUTH:

!!!! ALIENS BUILT THE TRANSAMERICA PYRAMID !!!

On one WILD ASS day in 1972 a fleet of alien spacecraft descended from the sky over the Financial District and ALIENS beamed down and built the entire pyramid in only twenty three minutes using technology SO ADVANCED it's simply...

...IMPOSSIBLE to describe

When they were done, the aliens said "BZZEEGH BLECH... RAAAAGHZ" which, presumably, means "Here you go, humans... here's a new pyramid for you."

That is HOW IT HAPPENED.

Consider the SIX POINT THEORY

Only ALIENS have the technology to make 6 = infinity (∞)

Every pyramid has SIX POINTS:

1. The TOP
2. Northwest corner
3. Northeast CORNER
4. South-east corner
5. Southwest corner
6. BOTTOM, The

Do the math!!

1 + 2 + 3 + 4 + 5 + 6 = INFINITY

Did you know? Pyramids have infinite sides, because if you had one or more pyramids and crumbled them up into a ball THEY WOULD BE BALL SHAPED.

And balls have INFINITE SIDES.

You only don't get the alien pyramid-ball theory because you've been LEARNED SICK by stupidity! And now your brain is rotting in your skull because you sit on the toilet watching short form video content instead of MEMORIZING THE SHAMPOO INSTRUCTIONS.

Your brain has turned to SHIT

But as I explained above YOU are TERRIBLE.

YOU are SHIT!

YOU should be flushing YOURSELF down the TOILET!

That's why you have to renounce all who came before but your humble old me and believe in the TRANSAMERICA PYRAMID ALIEN BALL THEORY.

Fuck you. Dumbass.

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You CANT HANDLE THE TRUTH

Are you ready for the IRREFUTABLE PROOF?